Listen to the man—he pleads.
He speaks for all of us—our needs.
Yes—first date sex is what we want
and we lubricate the way
with flowers and meals and compliments
to spread the legs we lay.
Don’t mention the word relationship
‘cos women all say that—
they want to control and change us—
we want to lay them flat.
What you want is sex on demand—
every minute of the day—
and you don’t mind paying—
then a hooker’s the only way.
You want your ego massaged—
and your dick as well it seems—
well here’s to masturbation
and 1001 wet dreams!